Ever felt the urgency to keep yourself from doing something? Yung tipong natatae ka, pero di mo pwede gawin. That’s the most stressful thing you’ll probably experience. And I know all people have experienced that already. But I’m not gonna talk about crapping because all know how it feels, its too common.
I want to talk about farting! hahaha. I experienced holding it a couple of times already, and it isn’t a great feeling. Imagine, you’ll hold air and not let it out? You can’t even see air and hold it with your hands. Isipin mo nalang kung gano ka-stress pigilan ang utot. hahaha.
Ngayong araw lang ginawa ko yun. When I farted the first time this morning, it smells like shit! haha well whose fart doesn’t? hehe. But since I am not with my close friends, of course it will be unethical to fart that hard with them. So nung kasama ko sila tapos nafafart ako (mas maganda pakinggan kaysa sa nauutot. haha) ang hirap! talagang kelangan mo pilipitin ang butas doon. hahaha! Tapos nung di lumabas, ano kaya nangyayari dun? Oh! nagburp pala ako. hahaha. joke lang! Pero diba un ung dalawang ways to expel air in your body? So kung di mo inutot, ung utot mo ba lalabas sa bunganga? hahaha
Kaya kapag may kausap kang mabaho hininga eto itanong mo para malaman niyang mabaho hininga niya in a discreet way —> Dude, pinigil mo utot mo?
