Journal de Vie

for my senselessness, randomness, and individuality.

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By the way, all of the posts and stories here are written with exaggeration, for it to be funny and somewhat entertaining. And please do not take this blog seriously, all are just for fun. Thanks!

Not true as of now

Never heard a story like this that really happened, but what do I know? It is possible, you know.

A mom caughts her daughter holding her you-know-what…

(The mom is behind the girl)

Mom: Hoy! Anong ginagawa mo diyan?!

Mom: Wag mo nga kalikutin yan!

(Mom goes in front of the daughter)

(Surprised)

Daughter: Ha?! Ma, nasugat yata ako e. Daming dugo.

Mom: TANGA! (hahahaha)

Mom: That’s what you call menstruation, it just means your getting into your puberty stage. Menstruation is the monthly process of discharging blood and other matter from the womb that occurs between puberty and menopause in women and female primates who are not pregnant. Ok?

Mom: Na-gets mo yun?

Daughter: Ah, so mali pala ang paglagay ng betadine.

hahahaha! Imagine that happening? Anyone there who knows this really happened?


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