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Corn Bip

There’s this guy helper (let’s call him by the name Edsel) of my friend which probably came from the province or he’s just not that good in speaking english, I mean pronounce words.

My friend shared us this story.

One day, he thought there was no food left for him, so he asked Edsel where and what’s the food left. Edsel answered slowly and confusedly, “cccorrnn burp”, so my friend obviously didn’t understand what Edsel said, so he asked him again.

(Dialogue)

Friend: Ano?

Edsel: Corn Burp.

Friend: Ah corn beef!

Edsel: Oo nga corn bip.

Friend: Edsel, corn beef hindi corn bip. Ulitin mo.

Edsel: Corn bip.

Friend: CORN BEEF.

Edsel: CORN BIP  ssssss (he really said it that way, corn bip, then paused a moment then said “ssss” after. lol!)

Hahahah! If you can just see Edsel and how funny he looks like, you’ll probably laugh your lungs out. When my friend told us this story, I laughed furiously! Fucking funny.. haha

CORN BIP   ssssss

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