January 2009
4 posts
Paalam
Ito na ang katapusan ng blog na ito, ayoko sana, pero tinatamad na ko, kung gusto niyo pa akong subaybayan, gumawa kayo ng multiply account at i-add ako, http://marvinstar.multiply.com o kaya i-follow niyo nalang to mindsetsofalad.tumblr.com
Paalam mga masugid kong mambabasa, kung meron man.
Dugo dugo dugo.
Gabi-gabi dinudugo ako, ewan ko ba kung sakit na to at malapit na ko mamatay (katok sa kahoy). As in gabi-gabi talaga, bago ako matulog dinudugo ako. Nakakatakot isipin baka may malalang sakit na ko o baka di malala pero nakamamatay. Ayoko pa mamatay, marami pa kong magagawa sa buhay. Sino na magtutuloy ng Brainloops? Sino na ang magiging maestro ng real life usapan? Badtrip.(katok san kahoy, wait...
Ay na-utot?
Pano kung sa gitna ng paguusap niyo ng crush mo, na-utot ka?
Tatawa ka ba?
Unahan mo kagad ng tawa para mukhang joke lang, at maisip niyang pagtawanan lang din. Para di awkward.
mamumula?
Mahiyain ka no? Eh wala ka talaga magagawa, pagtatawanan ka niya ng malupet. Kung ako sayo, maghanap ka na ng ibang crush.
magagalit?
Malamang close na talaga kayo, kasi kung hindi bobo ka sigurado. Ay,...
Kill Marry Fuck
I’m going to give you 3 persons and among those 3 persons you should kill one, fuck one, and marry one. Game?
1. Your Mom (of you’re a boy) or your dad (if you’re a girl or gay)
2. Madam Auring
3. Your helper
So?
Here’s what I’m thinking, you’ll probably marry your mom or dad, then fuck your helper and kill Madam Auring. If not, your sick if you fuck your...
December 2008
6 posts
Brip
You’re having a wedgie while at the escalator?
Of course, FIX IT!
But what’s bad is, someone sees you fixing it. ooh, that’s an embarrassing situation. Why’d I thought of it? It happened to me!haha.
So here’s what happened, I thought I was the only one on the escalator, but of course I looked behind me first then went on and fix it. Unfortunately, nakalimutan ko...
Excuse me for what I thought
Curiosity sometimes bugs me. Care to know what I think?
If a poison expires, will it be ineffective?
Is a wrong mistake, correct?
Does shrimps have internal organs? If so, why don’t I see it when I eat one?
If the moon shine because of the sun, why doesn’t earth shine?
If I die, what the hell can I do? Can I use the computer there? exercise? play sports?
Why does sex feels so...
Want to be famous?
I’ll give you 5 ways to get famous instantly, if that’s what you like. :>
1. Make a sex tape
Sigurado kilala ka nyan. Pero siguraduhin mo may pangalan ka dun sa sex tape, o kaya para mas madali isulat mo yung friendster profile mo sa katawan mo, para sure shot lahat makikita yun at i-aadd ka sa friendster. Kung babae ka, after 1 week 10,000 na friends mo sa friendster. Puro...
Lola naman e
Ok, I’m serious this time. My mom went to our province because of our lola. Di ko nga alam na umalis siya kahapon e. So when I asked her during we are having our dinner, she said she went there because of our lola’s health.
What struck me is, when my mom told us this..
Nakakatawa lola niyo e, nung tinanong niya kung kamusta na daw kayo (pertaining to me, my sister, and my sister)...
Tawa naman diyan
The previous post was shitty, and this one will be too. So get a hold of yourself and get ready for a very confusing and worthless post. haha.
So tomorrow will be my first day of the finals week, I’ll have my Statistics finals from 10:30 to 12:30. The hell with that, you don’t go here to read about what will happen in my life. Well, siguro kung stalker kita, pero di naman diba? Pero...
Bigotilyo, nag-jogging lang.
Since I can’t be that spontaneous and eloquent with using the english language, I can’t give my whole comment on the bout between De La Hoya and Pacquiao in BrainLoops.
Kaya dito, tagalog kung tagalog. Bakit nga ba nanalo ang bigotilyong pinoy sa kalaban niyang artistahin?
Tatlo lang ang pwedeng sagot diyan; estilo o pera o dahil sa brief.
Una, estilo. Lahat ng mga critico at fans...
November 2008
2 posts
Guest
Guest - Galante at mapagbigay, kahit di naman taga-dito.
It’s been so long since I posted here, and now I’m back!
Here’s my latest pick of my Hood People, the Guest. Sino siya? Well, I can’t say his name, so I’ll just describe him (better). Di siya katangkaran, chinito (it means he looks like kim jong il), a fat slob well ok hindi siya ganun kataba, medyo may...
Flush naman diyan!
Yesterday I went to my dr derma, well that’s how I named her on my phone. haha. Yeah, pimples never get tired of my face, f*ck. hahaha. So I was there at about 5:10pm, the treatment should start at 5:15, but we started at 5:30. So I waited in his quasi-office, which is actually a room at her house.
Actually, hindi yun yung ikwekwento ko. When I got there, my bladder wanted to explode! Ihing...
October 2008
2 posts
Chris Benoit and X-pac
Chris Benoit - Nakatatak sa pangalan niya ang pang-aasar, parang machine gun to kapag mang-asar, kaya wag pagkatiwalaan ng mga kahiyahiyang mga bagay.
X-pac - Parehas sila ni Chris Benoit na pala-asar, at eto nakakatawa lang talaga kahit tingnan mo lang.
Since they’re almost the same, I’ll just make one post for the both of them. However, I’ll still give distinct stories from...
Ilong kong double use
Wow, its been weeks since my last post here, I missed talking about senseless and random things. haha.
Before continuing my series of the Hood People, let me tell something that happened today first.
Today at dinner, right after eating my meal I decided to eat a sandwich by Le Couer de France. (wow sosyal!) Well, actually pandesal lang siya na may cornbeef sa loob, but still Le Couer de France...
September 2008
13 posts
Horndog
Horndog - Basta babae at my butas pwede na!
As much as possible I’ll make this post conservative, hanggang sa kakayanin ko. hahaha. Well sa code name palang, alam na…
Alam naman naten lahat na nabubuhay ang lalake dahil sa….. babae syempre. “Para maibigay naten ang kulang sa pagitan nila, o kaya para pasukan sila ng pagmamahal.” hahaha. Pero sakanya, ganito lang,...
Pigilan mo!
Ever felt the urgency to keep yourself from doing something? Yung tipong natatae ka, pero di mo pwede gawin. That’s the most stressful thing you’ll probably experience. And I know all people have experienced that already. But I’m not gonna talk about crapping because all know how it feels, its too common.
I want to talk about farting! hahaha. I experienced holding it a couple of...
Cool Dude
Cool Dude - Tingin ng lahat sakanya pa-cool, cool nga ba?
The one of the most awaited posts I’m supposed to make contrary to the series, My Hood People.
Cool? Before all, cool means “Excellent; first-rate” *from Yahoo!education Besides that cool is a term used to define self or a person. When you are cool you are…
(in his understanding…)
Chics dig you, you look...
Sorry, Take it or Leave it
If you’re an avid reader you know that what I write here is hurtful to others but of course you do not mind because you don’t know the person and it is funny.
Just yesterday my friend said that one of the persons I put here, read what wrote I about him/her. So of course because I write with such exaggeration and intense teasing words, the person was offended. And I truly am sorry...
Who the fuck was that?!?!
Because of being too friendly I got that. hahaha. A girl I met at a party said that to me, well nga naman, lasing kasi siya nun or sadyang wala lang kaakit-akit saken kaya di niya ko natandaan.
I saw her at Green Place at Taft, she looked at me while walking towards the exit so I looked back and did a mini-wave, I guess, then she looked confused and raised her eyebrow at me then said to her...
Godfather
Godfather - Tahimik lang, pa-yosi yosi, inom ng onti, solve na.
Chillax lang lagi to, tahimik minsan hihirit ng pa-onti onti para kasama parin sa usapan pero nakikinig at nakikitawa lang talaga most of the time. I’m not saying he’s boring, that’s just the way he is, boring. hahaha. joke lang. Di lang talaga siya ganun kagulo.
Siya rin pala ang pinaka-mabuhok samen, and I mean...
Emotional
Emotional - Masyadong malambot ang puso nito, at medyo umiiyak lagi.
Yes he is too emotional. You read it right, this one’s a guy. You know why I call him as such? Here’s some reasons…
He is affected when his friends or other people get maltreated or teased. He cried a couple of times in get togethers such as drinking parties. And he is just too soft, he takes teases too...
Tipsy
Tipsy - Ibang tao to kapag lasing, nakakainis.
Yes he is very annoying when drunk. Well, I know there are a lot of people who are annoying when drunk, but in our group, siya yung napapansin ko. haha.
So other than being annoying when drunk there are a lot annoying about him but tolerable.
I’ll share the most annoying thing about tipsy for me. It is his continuous holding and caressing of...
My Hood People
Since my last post was so gay, and I want it to be on the next page already, I’ll make another series of stories. This time with my neighborhood friends. Different personalities, different people.
So let’s enumerate first the people I’ll include here. (medyo blind items nalang, para wala talagang names, haha)
Emotional - Masyadong malambot ang puso nito, at medyo umiiyak lagi.
...
What the?! ster
Did you get the title? No? Then see this first…
Now you get it? Still don’t? Nevermind. haha. The thing is, why the hell do I have a jersey that fucking big??? Yes, I asked that to myself, and I too answered it, (I do talk to myself most of the time, haha). This jersey was the jersey of my father’s company team on summer 2007, which I am a part of. I don’t fucking know...
Studies suck
FUCK! I’ll change my really perfect sched for next term to a crappy one. BullShhh. Imagine, last day of the week, my last class will be at 6:00-7:30 pm.. what the.. Oh well, let’s just hope for the best, because if I don’t do it, I’ll be late by one term, and that sucks too, so be it.
Ang pagaaral nga naman, nakakasira ng oras para sa sarili. hahaha.
Kapag magaling nga naman
It was my course card distribution today, and when I was in my last subject that grades will be given, I got really scared. Because this certain subject is my most unsure subject if I’ll pass or not.
The schedule was from 3:40 to 5:00pm, but since the teacher was irresponsible, he got there by 4:20pm, so imagine the things I was thinking of while he wasn’t still there. I even prayed....
August 2008
33 posts
Iba talaga kapag bored
So this day, I stayed at home. Home means boring. haha. Yes, I fucking experience boredom the whole day.
Dear diary,
I woke up today at 11:30 am, because I felt a big booger in my nose. I ate two bananas for breakfast, then immediately took a bath.
After, I opened the laptop, to check my internet obligations. At about 12:30 or 1:00 pm I ate lunch, corn bips and rice. Then watched Hancock,...
Itawa mo nalang yan
I was in a party last friday, the party was nice. Actually, I just gate crashed, but it was all good, I know the birthday celebrant, pero once palang kami nagkakasama, so not close at all. But since, marami ako kakilala doon at nandun narin ako, pakasaya na. haha. Saw my highschool batchmates, and some friends.
There was this one time, tawang tawa talaga ako. We were chilling outside the...
The Poor M
The last part of the Mdilla Bros. too bad its going to end, but we should continue on.
So M, he is the brokenhearted in the family. Recently he had an affair, well ok, relationship with his bestfriend who in turn have a boyfriend. Since M liked her so much, he still courted her. At some point of their relationship M was happy, they became lovers for 3 days to 1 week, then broke up. It...
Hairy When Wet
So again, since my friends here in our place are mostly composed of boys, we had a boy talk again.
What do boys really talk about when we say boy talk? From experience, and I have talked to different guys with different characters, but two thing binds us all. WOMEN and SEX. And I’m not just speaking for myself, these are the two things that binds all guy heads into one. I am sure that, that...
Coward or just Smart?
If you are about to engage in a fight, and your enemy is buff, looks strong, big, and intimidating, what do you do?
Will you continue and get yourself killed? or run?
Hmm. Of course it’ll be cool if you fight, pero, may nakita ka bang pag-asa? haha. Kung wala, what will you do? Still engage?
Ano gagawin ko? Pota, bading na kung bading, bakit ako magpapabugbog diyan. hahaha.
O sige,...
The Love Blind V
Here is the much awaited continuation of the Mdilla Bros. story. So we’re on V already, right?
Hmmm. V, he is the “so-called-perfect-mdilla” of the three, well, that’s according to tita B. hahaha.
As I said, he is a mama’s boy, and he is the only one who studies hard. (well, siguro di naman siya studious, pero siya lang yung mukhang nagaaral. Lam mo ba? Di marunong...
Commercial
Because of stress on thinking what my grades are on one of my subjects, I dreamt of its class.
I were on its class and the teacher was discussing the lesson, the dream was just that. But before my dream ended, and the class ended, someone opened the door of the room, and guess who went in?
A motorbike of Magoos Pizza! I don’t even see a delivery boy of Magoos already. But yeah, he went in...
The Notorious Z
Z, as I described is a; gambler, bad influence, kuya, happy-go-lucky, bad boy.
To prove my point, here are some stories about him. Hope you find these stories interesting.
Ever since, Z is our friend already, he became my school busmate in gradeschool, he was kind of a bully back then, alright let’s change that, he is a BULLY back then. Know why? Imagine, if we (his busmates) were late in...
Mdilla Bros.
They are three brothers, living near our house, my neighbors in short. So why will I talk about them? Is there something interesting about them?
There are a lot of things to talk about them, and I assure, its all hilarious.
Before going through all their misfortunes and life stories, I’ll give a background first.
Let’s just call them with these nicknames, Z as the oldest, V the...
Ang Bobo Ni Sir
Wasn’t there when this happened, but still believed it though. This happened when I was in highschool.
In our school, most teachers teaching technology subjects are designated as stupid, yes harsh, but true!
Imagine, a teacher saying, “Bring brown envelope, any color” What’s up with that? hahaha!
So here’s the story…
This other class have their technology...
Stop Eating Bananas!
As much as I like eating bananas, it hurts me so much that I want to stop eating it.
We all know that bananas makes human waste hard right? And it doesn’t fucking feel good if you’re expelling a hard waste! It hurts so much!! Kulang nalang magdugo yung ano ko! hahaha.
Diba? Mag-apple nalang tayo! hahaha.
To prove my point, click this,...
Honestly lang
Last week we had a take home long exam, which we need to talk about the subject, the teacher and the whole experience. Our teacher didn’t prohibit us from saying anything malicious or bashful to him, but of course we should respect him still.
I had a question there on my paper asking, “is he gay or not?”
Coming to class earlier this morning, he looked at me and said,
...
Not true as of now
Never heard a story like this that really happened, but what do I know? It is possible, you know.
A mom caughts her daughter holding her you-know-what…
(The mom is behind the girl)
Mom: Hoy! Anong ginagawa mo diyan?!
Mom: Wag mo nga kalikutin yan!
(Mom goes in front of the daughter)
(Surprised)
Daughter: Ha?! Ma, nasugat yata ako e. Daming dugo.
Mom: TANGA! (hahahaha)
Mom:...
Unattractive
I can’t seem to find the reason why I can’t have the girl I want. The one who’s into you isn’t the one you really like. Why is it always like that?
Why can’t the person you like be the same to you?
Is she not destined for me then? Destiny? Ano ako Filipino movie? hahaha.
O baka naman pangit nga lang ako? Pwede rin! hahaha.
Hoy! Mag-disagree ka! Mag-agree walang...
Pedo ba ko?
Ok, I’m not into 5 year-old girls alright? But yeah, I like someone who is very young for my age, ok ok! She’s young. About 14-years-old only. Me? At my last “teen” year, figure it out.
I don’t like her because she’s young and all, but I like her because I just do. She’s a little bit more mature for her age, so we get along fine, well not always though....
Wag Po Koya
I never thought this story can actually happen, well I can, but,.. nevermind. lol! This story is from my friend’s friend.
So here it goes, they had a maid who is just 18 years old and somehow got looks, he said. And he gets horny whenever she is around him, so manipulated by lust he went up to their maid and asked.. “Sex tayo.” hahaha! So fucking straight to the point. Know what...
Corn Bip
There’s this guy helper (let’s call him by the name Edsel) of my friend which probably came from the province or he’s just not that good in speaking english, I mean pronounce words.
My friend shared us this story.
One day, he thought there was no food left for him, so he asked Edsel where and what’s the food left. Edsel answered slowly and confusedly, “cccorrnn...
I Feel I'm a Badass
Hahaha, sorry, I just find my title very funny. You’ll see when you read this post.
So here it goes, I was driving my dad’s car from glorietta going home. Ok, I’ll brag na, it’s a BMW! Woohoo, I feel cool when I’m driving it, honestly. hahaha!
So there, I was driving it, I went to edsa because it’ll be a shorter trip, do you know the public utility vehicles...
Fucking Disgusting
My friend and I were in glorrieta, we are waiting for our other friends. While waiting, he was restless, because his feet are sweating, and worst he is wearing slippers.
If you can just see his feet that time, it was filthy dirty! hahaha. So of course we (me and other friends) teased him. Conscious, he went to the CR, while waiting for him outside, me and our other friends were joking about what...
Magalona Craze
So about Saab, I stumbled upon her blog before because of constantly going to Maxene’s fan site. I remembered she replied there, and I went to her site, and I immediately became attached to her site.
Of course it was because Saab is Maxene’s sister, and Saab looks hella lot like Maxene. So yeah, I had a crush too on her.
There, my Magalona history.
Ok ok, eto pa… Stalker type,...
I Cried
Hahaha, this happened no where near my age today, alright?
I think this happened, when I was grade 5, grade 6 or first year high school.
So here is my lamest reason to cry for.
Shoot, nahihiya ako! hahaha.
Ok ok, matagal naman na to, and bata pa ko nun! ok? So here it goes, I really liked Maxene Magalona before, and I mean I have a huge crush on her! So <a...
You Got Marked
Earlier today I had my Statistics quiz, it was ok, did quite well I guess.
Also, I have a quasi-cold today, so I sneeze right then and there.
So here’s the story, while having the test, of course all of us where concentrating and all. All were quite, and taking the test seriously, and of course me too.
By the way, when I sneeze, I always, I mean always forget to cover my mouth, I just...
Pwede na ko mag-asawa.
Yes! Pwede na!
Know why? I washed dishes, couple of minutes ago. :) So girls, here’s your future husband. hahaha!
Of course not! I suck at washing dishes, I’m fucking slow. And I don’t know why? I do it the normal way, but I take too long to finish. However, the good thing about that, most probably they wouldn’t let me wash dishes again, coz I’m slow and...
Number 2
This morning I felt so awkward and uncomfortable while doing a number 2. (habang, jumejebs, hahaha)
Know why? Because there’s this gorgeous girl looking at me! Who wouldn’t feel awkward? hahaha.
Di ko talaga alam ano trip niya sa buhay, pwede naman niya ako titigan sa ibang pagkakataon, dun pa sa pag-upo ko sa trono? Badtrip nga naman!
Ok, because I know, people wouldn’t...